I always love a Sherman torching the South joke. Take your star.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

Drunken broomball may be the finest college intramural sport.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Shut up. Take your “reasonable” and “well thought” points out of here.

You Minnesotans and your damn passive aggressiveness. Just tell us how you really feel.

Hungover Pats fans everywhere respond to Magary shouting expletives:

First point of contact. Shoulder not touching, crown of helmet is in the facemask.

Can we all just admit that Prince performed the best and quintessential halftime show and maybe just replay that every year?

A bit much, but okay

Lifelong Vikings fan here and I’ve never heard it before. I’d like to never hear it again.

Please stop saying “skoldiers”- who else is using this term? I have never heard this before but it needs to die.

I feel like this is really disrespectful to Kenneth.

To be fair HIS dad was on tv.

Here’s a simple solution; if you are not a person of color and decide you want to do something for or to a person who is, find another person of color and ask them if they think what you have planned is a good idea...if you’re apprehensive in seeking out another person of color to ask, then you already have your…

Wow. Shots fired.

They just draw dicks in the sky.

Classy fuckin’ dicks.

Can we use this as an excuse to bring back the F-14?