To be fair, he only joined the crime ring very recently after it started doing well.

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

Drew DM’d me and offered me $20 if I’d put a flyer on every car’s windshield in downtown St. Paul on Tuesday night. Plus two free tickets guaranteeing me and my bro will “totally get laid.”

No way. The new season is effing brilliant. Give it a try!

Welcome. You’ve made the right choice, brethren.

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

As a Pats fan, I was just waiting for that comparison. Although I have to ask, and this is a genuine question, has NE fans done stuff like this? For example, when Jacksonville was leaving Gillette on Sunday, was the crowd there to rub it in and throw stuff at their bus?

I figure after last year, New England fans are probably about as insufferable as they’re going to get, whereas Philadelphia still has a ceiling they haven’t yet hit. Which is why it hurts me to say, but I gotta pull for the Pats.

Nobody’s perfect

Fuck off. Trump didn’t win Philly. Or Pittsburgh. He carried everything in between. You know what that area is called up here? Alabama.

Nah you guys are maybe bigger shitheads and I’d rather you never win one than Brady win one more.

As I Giants fan I see this as a Sophie’s choice between Mountain Dew and crab juice.  

Worst part is letting his girlfriend clean out the car, own your shame like a man. There’s a reason I washed my own socks in high school.

I also love the fact that Paul Allen crushed the home radio call (“It’s a Minneapolis Miracle!”) and for once I didn’t hate a Joe Buck call.

I bet Packer fans would be salty about a team that can thrive with a backup QB.

One of the things I find hilarious about that video is even with the improved team, nobody really cares about the Timberwolves these days which is why it looks like there about 100 people in the arena for that game. People here live for the Vikings, love the Twins and Wild, and occasionally remember the Timberwolves…

Karmic payback.

I’m still amazed that we made field goals when it mattered *stares angrily at Gary Anderson voodoo doll*

As a Vikings fan, the karma for the Saints’ headhunting in ‘09 has now been paid off.

True story: when I was a little kid my dad warned me that could happen so I worked at it diligently in the shower over time to make sure it tore slowly.