Lawyerin’ Joe Amendola must be spinning in his grave.

He also cited Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos’s work

I’ll bet the guy who threw the punch is the type of guy who calls 3 second violations while playing pick up games at the Y.

I will man up and eat it for the sake of CONTENT

The hint “people who annoy you” really takes this joke into legendary territory.

Naggers, of course...

The best part was the sad little squeak as the “A” was revealed.

Oddly enough, it was Jeopardy’s sister show.

“I see no lemons...this is not a party...”

FUCKING SPOILERS DUDE. YOU MIGHT AS WELL TELL EVERYONE LUKE DRINKS ALIEN TITTY MILK WHILE YOU’RE AT IT!

Winner. Everyone else go home because this would really, totally work for almost 100% of people.

Very simple way to stop this, if you can get the family on board. The next time they start, everyone should stop what they’re doing and watch, with occasional comments on what they’re doing as if you’re watching a football game.

My wife has been bugging me about watching Riverdale but I’ve been reluctant because it kind of has that CW teenager vibe to it that all their shows do. Is there anything worth watching there for middle-aged adults? I can enjoy shows with high-school or college settings, but not if it’s primarily aimed at a similarly…

The greatest shoulda-been-offensive-pass-interference catch since Drew Pearson!

Now we know why Cable Rob Lowe always looked out of sorts.

Direct TV ad: some people like having a coaxial cable up their anus.

Have you seen my weiner??

As opposed to the rest of the scholars that get “accepted” to Michigan to play football?

This, along with people who don’t clear off their rear windshields or back windows. I have never understood the laziness it takes for someone to simply get in their car, run their window wipers for 10 secs to clear the windshield but not get out of the car and brush off all 4 windows and the rear windshield. It’s…