At least Canucks fans didn’t riot when they saw the tweet. So...progress?

Nah, it’s Pittsburgh. Worst case scenario, that ball hits Josh Scobee’s water-logged corpse.

What about Doc Gooden? That guy had great stuff. I mean, his stuff was primo.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

+1 right field bleachers beej

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

They’re so friendly, sometimes Felix gets to touch Adrian’s head.

why do Bills fans insist on utilizing their partners’ pants like dead Tauntauns?

The view is great and all, but I wouldn’t want to be up there regardless, just in case Josh Hamilton ever tries to toss me a baseball.

deGrom’s performance was just nuts. He was a pitch away from an immaculate inning in an All-Star game. A fucking All-Star game. God damn.

Also, is anyone else worried that Tom Ley is basically turning into Tony Kornheiser with his paranoid animal musings?

Pretty evil on Mettenberger’s part. The real master plan:

You think this is bad? Wait until the Leafs trade Kessel later.

Wait, someone was able to cut short the time this woman was on screen?

To paraphrase George Carlin: Think about how stupid the average person is and then imagine that half of them are stupider than THAT.

Let’s make it easy for you, Josh: You know every time you get torched on that slant by, oh, Alshon Jeffery or Jordy Nelson, and you didn’t want to give up that big reception on third-and-12 but they did it anyway? You’re the 10-year-old, they’re the 30-year-old.

When did we start defining a word by using that word? Smh. If you really want to know. Love is... 1Cor 13:1-13

This would never have happened on team from 10 years ago. THAT Vikings squad knew all about love. And seamanship, for that matter.