HALLUCINATING THERE ARE SNAKES IN SCROTUM SO HE RUBBER BANDED HIS TESTICLES SO THEY DON’T ESCAPE; METH ABUSE

the Besty deVos school of sex ed!

I’m curious to what defines a significant amount of string. Does it mean a foot, a yard, a meter, or are we talking the whole ball of twine? These are the answers we need people!

Very presidential

WHO DAT? you mean the team that was gifted the super bowl b/c of a freaking hurricane and went on to abuse and purposely hurt a HOF qb?

the refs nose got flatter i kid you not. If this Muay Thai things falls off for Gou Dakui, he will have a kickin career in rhinoplasty. 

I fell asleep b/c Cousins was boring last night...did the above picture result in a hands to the face penalty? If not, f the bears and mack can get run over by a truck of a particular name.

she needs to go to the farm if you know what i mean.

who’s a good boy, you’re a god boy!

it’s always an aunt susan too!

I think she drank a leinie that was meant for him or something

I can’t think of them either. Hilary? something with an H? some sort of salute?

Went to school in west central MN, when that winds gets a going...cold has a new meaning.

As underrated as a tall glass of water on a hot humid day?

yeah, but they did not stress education all that much. I attended the same high school, Holy Angels, that he attended in Minnesota. I graduated. He did not. I vividly remember teachers telling stories about how he would walk out of class/not even show up. He had to go to a military prep school in Pennsylvania just to…

well as long as they left room for cream, what’s the problem?

hate to break it to you but MN is a basketball hotbed. Our prep ball is better than it has ever been. The U is not far from being a Big Ten mainstay, and the Twolves, when winning always draw a crowd. We are not just all about hockey, longtime suffering vikings fans, or passive aggressive jello-fruit salad…

I bet you can still smell those caramel apples on a warm fall day. I am a 3rd generation Johnnie and my favorite memories were doing those glory years of the late 90's early 00's. My grandpa, a ‘58 grad would swing down from Alexandria to the Cities just to pick me and take me to the games. You could just tell during…

eeek toothy!

so you’re saying they are fun at parties?