Idiots. Could have done a simple patent search.

I’m friends with the guy who wrote that. Those trips were awesome.

Warriors Investigators Ask To Whom Bell Tolls

I look forward to Daniel Radcliffe reciting this tweet at next year’s Deadspin Awards.

I’ve been using this one for decades

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

“First off, it's chipS, and the answer is 'all pockets'." - Andy Reid

Even if you thought it, why would you tweet it?

The Far Side knows. 

Feeling schadenfreude for the shod-in-fraud.

Yeah, but the Sabres just won their SIXTH in a row, so nobody gives a shit about the Bills.

Five Kinja accounts is normal. Find a new slant. 

Mike & Mike are the biggest tools to employ an ampersand since Black & Decker. 

[Nods.]

There’s a lot of really good 80's music that doesn’t get brought up when people think of The 80's, that I don’t think you could call corporate schlock. Not getting into Heavy Metal, which I’m not that well versed in and sticking with regular ass pop/rock you have Tom Petty, The Police, Joe Jackson, Elvis Costello,…

As a Chiefs fan, I think the only reasonable thing to do is suspend Donald a game and teach him a lesson.

This is the correct take. I know it’s popular to hate on Tebow around here, but the dude is one of the all-time great college football players, and such an athlete that he was able to take a decade off from a sport he played as an amateur and still be good enough to pick it back up and actually look like he belongs…

I’m actually excited to see what he’s going to do next year. This isn’t me snarkily hoping he fails. I hope he keeps kicking ass.

well, Jesus was the least accomplished of the Alou brothers, so it makes sense

Top Gun. I was in first grade, and I listened the shit out of that cassette.  Oddly, I only remember maybe half the songs.