After reading about a bunch of Kentucky fans leaving death threats for a referee over a college basketball game, I actually think Justin Bieber might be the best kind of sports fan

You are correct.

Tiger Woods: [tries walking straight line, but keeps veering off to one side or the other]

He has two more commodities to leverage. He’s not chilling any time soon.

This shit right here is what Twitter was made for.

If you’re going to sport throwback Cheryl Miller’s hair, you’d better shoot as good as throwback Cheryl Miller.

We should probably stop being concerned with balling teenagers.

big idiot’s beef

This beef has nothing to do with dongers.

Yea me too! Wonder what they plan to do with 20,000 empty seats??

Does the suicide trick work for library fines, too?

Not quite white enough to be Jesus.

You’re confusing criticism of the fawning discourse around Tebow with criticism of the man himself.

Quin Snyder looks like the sort of guy that would start a monologue with “We’re not so different, you and me . . .”

The Hawks are butt.

I was close. When the article twice referenced an “Ivy League” degree without naming the school, we could tick Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Columbia and maybe Dartmouth off the list. So I was going with Cornell, but it turned out to be Penn.

Who knew he was really going after Wilt’s record?

These are high-quality cats

Oh man, I remember those guys.