Everyone thinks they’re going to be the corporation one day, not the guy getting dragged from his seat.

One thing/person I haven’t seen mentioned in all of this is the Captain of that aircraft. I work for a different company but you can be damn sure that would not have happened on any aircraft on which I was the pilot in command. As soon as you step off the jetway onto the aircraft your safety along with everything…

As a Padres fan, I wouldn’t say ‘hopeless’ as it seems they actually have a plan in place to build for the future and are sticking to it. Better than the usual ‘let’s field a shitty team and populate it with over the hill veterans and not draft well.”

I’m sure everyone will just make fun of Pence but there’s more truth here than you might think. I told my girlfriend she couldn’t ever have dinner at a restaurant with another man or even talk to one outside of work and what ended up happening? She left me for someone else so, you know, pretty clearly I was on to…

Arthur Blank should just requisition some Home Depot employees to get that shit done. He’ll have to find some first, I’ve never actually seen one in one of his stores.

I’d say most English speakers I know really need to work on their English before they move on to other languages.

I don’t like liking Jim Harbaugh. This is such a weird feeling.

As a law professor, supporter of publicly-funded legal aid, and long-time ill-fitting khakis advocate, I assure you that in our cabal, public legal aid and khakis go together like... well, like khakis and absolutely any top you could imagine. Blazer, dress shirt, polo shirt, t-shirt...

It’s a missile-shaped HVP wrapped in a sabot to keep it in a stable path within the barrel of the weapon. The HVP can be modded to a variety of sabots depending on the weapon it is fired from, and provides a common ammunition, saving manufacture expenses. The HVP looks like this:

I wonder what the two people listening thought about it.

You trying to pick a fight with Tufts?

SPOILER: he’s the monster at the end of the book.

meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet

They’re the most hopeless major-sport franchise that doesn’t wear a racist caricature of an American Indian on the side of its helmet.

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Something about a “cover two” football joke. I think. Maybe.

He took it in portrait mode, and your box cuts off the bottom half... AKA the half with the good doggy.

This is exactly how my preschoolers acted the first time they got drunk.

Its gotta be something he did on a dare/bet/hazing/whateveryouwannacallit to show his teammates that hes just one of the guys, and that he knows his place as a rookie.

The final was originally scheduled for Sunday but the match got rained out in the middle of the 2nd set. It resumed on Monday in front of a depleted crowd.