...Wait, I think I know how they can keep their name.

#Scot’sfaceisasredastheclotheshe’swearing

It’s a work by MC Escher titled “Insufferable”

He came at xPeake so he had to back down.

ALL uses of WD-40 don’t involve lubricating things....because WD-40 isn’t a lubricant. it’s a water displacer

That reminds me, I haven’t been bowling in a while.

It would have to be widened then.

“These people have awful names.”

Pony McPonyface has a good chance.

I’ve been coming to this site too long. I was waiting for the kid to get injured or a drunk adult to steal the ball.

It is definitively a better time for parents with younger kids. Fun stuff between innings, laid back fans, and better prices.

In a lot of ways, having a good AA club in town satisfies the same criteria. It’s hard to say definitively whether it’s a better experience than a professional game, but it is a pretty great nostalgia-inducing summertime activity.

If you have to explain that while you’re at work, then they’re the kind of co-worker nope was made for.

He just went to Disney World to return one of the Seven Dwarves’ beards.

+22.5 GB

That’s crazy, but you should see the way that Carter Cleats wears his baseball hat.

I can’t wait til the umpires choose to ignore this 99% of the time next year, but offer up a balk during the 9th inning of a meaningful game come September.

Carter Capps Caps Curvet, Curtails Canter

[David Price meets with Dr. Andrews at the combine]