It’s a special moment when you can say ‘Thank god for that monster truck rally’ and have empirical evidence to support it.

An early FA pitch for Mike Trout

Well Golfcartgate seems like both a good name and just a summary of the narrative.

Orange. Everyone drinks a FUCKLOAD of Tang.

“J. Matheli should have gone to law school.”
I know you’re a gambling addict, but have you ever considered that maybe you’re just addicted to throwing your money away?

Geez, does everything have to be about Love on Valentine’s day?

Bribery is completely legal at Mar-a-Lago, Sir. And I never slice.

How do we get him to focus on the “Talk softly” part?

If he was married, he would know better.

Two points:

Really I’m just surprised that this isn’t the top comment.

Came here for this...was not disappointed.

Wow, when I went to Yankee Stadium, all I got was a $12 beer, verbally assaulted and the clap.

There are actually less penalties, less turnovers

Has nothing to do with it, an approved list of operation names is made in advance then one is chosen trying to be as neutral as possible and completely unrelated to the case.

That’s not a radar gun. That’s a percent of effort given meter.

Great headline for a logo with attitude.

I heard he found something new and that hoops never, ever meant that much to him.

I hope you enjoyed this brief walk through NBA history.