+ 3/5^ths?

Yeah, but ask Dabo about other prophylactics and see how he responds.

Your secret is safe with us Eli

You’re going the wrong way!

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

This might actually be the best thing, of any kind, I have seen this year.

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

This is some goddamn greatness right here.

I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

Look at all the stars this comment didn’t get.

just build that section out of shiplap and slap a giant clock on it.

First thought is, “Baylor and Shitbag coach must’ve reached a settlement on his contract that specifically released Baylor from this exact type of lawsuit” Baylor and the PR Firm seem like a necessary parties here and its going to be hard to prove a conspiracy without them.

Can we just jettison every red-ass that thinks participation trophies are bad for children? I saw in the comments someone complaining about U6. That means under 6 years old. If you think your child’s entire life view is formed in U6 T-Ball then you need to reevaluate your perspective on parenting.

“I know, right? I didn’t know you could get tied up in the NFL!”

I was really hoping that Fitzpatrick wouldn’t find out until Sunday when him and Petty both lined up under center for the opening snap.

mama and papa-razzos

Sometimes, what seems like fluff is scaffolding for a very important point. Pays to read to the end.

Well we all know how Nero vs. Flames usually turns out.

Nice to see the Why Your Team Sucks series extend into the regular season.

Why not?