Except Chicago is still segregated.

Rovell is winning his Pulitzer today.

Saw Title.

“I wouldn’t say I’m unattractive folks, but given that I’ve had two birds in my hand, there’s no way I’m getting one in the bush!”

America:

THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

Apparently ratings are down for some reason. Maybe the fans want to see a Thursday game between the Browns and Bears, streamed from Budapest available only on AskJeeves

These idiots... Dolan, Snyder... they could of been hailed as progressive heroes & turned a tasty profit all at the same time. But instead they dug in their heels & now they look like racist assholes.

That’s predicated on the traditional life model where you had more of your own (family, house, car) to worry about as you aged though - and that’s not really a thing that’s happening for millenials in the same reliable fashion.

A moo point is a damn treasure that Friends gave us

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

“We are all at the same kill level Jerry....”

You better get unconfused before he gets mad.

Eesh... this isn’t pretty and I’m not defending her actions, but I’m sure glad there weren’t: 1) cell phone cameras when I was in college 2) people happy enough to record my idiocy and 3) adults who think it awesome to humiliate a 20 year old publicly.

They consulted with the best football minds. Really smart guys. Can’t tell you what the play is, but its a great play, the best play. Yuge gain.

I like this theory. His dog IS magic, but he is too stupid to realize he has had an 8 year old dog for 35 years.

Have you seen the price of hookers and blow these days?