I’m almost more impressed that no one else is breaking character while she’s riffing!

Do the rules of workplace etiquette no longer apply because you happen to be a football coach? In no other line of work can you put your hands on a co-worker.

I was on a date with this one gal

Unless there’s oil underneath the scenery, then we can put a price on it.

Can’t believe I missed that.

Pictured: Dog over Pedigree ad board

One guy in three holes is always a better way to spend the evening.

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I tried this once in a game. It didn’t end well. But then again, I was playing soccer.

Actually, the Trump campaign makes the most sense as a ploy by Robert Kraft to get his Super Bowl ring back.

I can think of at least one charitable organization that would be very interested in purchasing that bat.

Sure, it seems like a great idea now but just wait until Mets ownership finds out about it and starts asking Mazeika if what he’s doing is appropriate and also if they maybe could borrow fifty bucks until the postseason checks clear.

Has been said before, but bears repeating:

Eh. At 1-4 they’re still the best winless team in the league imo

You win the internet for the day. Well, you and my 70 year old mother who literally just sent me this meme and told me to make a poster and “spread the word”

Take your star, you jerk.

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

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