After last night’s game, I bet he could deny Jesus 3 times, as long as he didn’t go high stick side with a wrist shot.

I’ll take “things you don’t want to hear when you’re a teenager” for 1000, Alex.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

I’m curious as to what Johnny would have done if Will Burge had said it to his face. Will Burge does not appear to be a woman or a receiver, so Johnny probably won’t be hitting him.

So, a little “how the sausage is made,” for those who find this stuff interesting.

Tiger: [sheepishly walks up to hot babe]

I am stealing this gif and using it whenever my wife notices me doing something monumentally stupid. (It happens more often than you think.)

He’s not married yet; they’re still just engaged. Once he says, “I do”, I’m sure “backwards ballcaps are no longer permitted” will be on her list of things he has to change about himself.

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but good move by the Browns to put themselves in a position to draft 3 quarterbacks in the next 2 years

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Donald Trump: They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists.

A married couple we know recently got pregnant, and sent my wife and me an online survey to rank potential baby names.

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

You are the problem with Philadelphia sports. I don’t think the fans are inherently bad; I think they are inherently dumb and therefore think acting like a jackass is not only expected but welcomed.

Not to be outdone, Rob Gronkowski tweeted a picture of himself partying on a riverboat cruise through the flooded area.

Manziel threw a 48-hour rager in a rented L.A. mansion that caused $20,000 worth of damage

If they were trying to make a legitimate stand on the issue, they backed down pretty quickly.

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.