Divorce them.

It’s too bad Jeff Fisher won’t be around to see the Titans name all those draft picks captains against the Rams in 2-3 years.

“Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz would jump on the bus whenever his schedule allowed and would move from friend to friend all up and down the aisle for the most interesting conversations about everything.”

Does this mean they finally won’t have four players suspended when they face South Carolina this year?

It’s interesting to watch a state admitting it’s got nothing else going for it.

Going to be a helluva audiobook!

A belt really isn’t all that necessary.

People who hate Philly fans? So, other Philly fans, right?

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

Black Mamba Blocked After Bleak Mambo

Wayne Fetchzky?

Ron Pug-nutt

Doggie Hamilton

Mario Le-Mew

It’s called adderall, and you will clean like a beast with it.

This makes sense. I was partially hoping there was a new drug out there that would allow you sweep/Swiffer faster/better so my wife would get off my case. Not my fault the cat sheds his weight in fur every 6 minutes.

In Soviet Russia, drugs take team.

Hot Take: They are dressed as the two best Ninja Turtles...

/adjusts nerd glasses

Being ensconced in a protective shell is a perfect metaphor for the Yankees’ premium ticket policies.