I mean, I’m sure lots of high schools have their pitchers hit, but at that level he’s probably a better athlete than your 9th best hitter.

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

Dear Popular Mechanics,

I can’t wait to read the op-ed about how this happened because Cam Newton is a disrespectful football player.

Fucking Dale, maybe next time he won’t use the office microwave for his leftover tuna casserole.

Maybe he was the misfit cop who really wanted to be a dentist.

Judging from that photo, I think it’s safe to say that Chip is finally ready to take over Callahan Auto.

Filed to: NO KIDS

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

Schilling and Kruk were the ones demoted? Looks like survival of the fittest is a real concept after all.

(cough)sonics(cough)

Hit in the face by Blair Walsh’s kick

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

3. Tom Brady snapped at him when he tried to pull Brady’s face out of a bag of dog treats he left lying around.

12. Walked by Legarette Blount wearing a Boise State jersey

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

Not a CFB fan, I had no horse in this race, but seeing Dabo so pissed off sure is satisfying.

I can't wait to tell my mother-in-law that RG3 checks her Facebook status.

I am perfectly willing to believe that every word in your comment is true.

OBVIOUSLY the Gardai are from Gorman and the Halferds are from Crumlin. Do your research, hack