All anyone would want to know is about the sex boat. The rest of his points are smoot.

We said “No inflatables,” Theismann.

Jim Tomsula also has a carport.

FYI, check the “Filed to.”

That’s why I love that San Diego told them to get lost.

What a blow to his legacy. It’s hard to imagine that all of his 2,784 infield singles would have just been dribblers to the mound without performance enhancing drugs.

I don’t know if, as Burneko argued, the PED debate “is over,” but I have a feeling we’re about to find out.

How Jim Nantz reacted to this story:

My mom is a lawyer and the senior partner of her mid-sized firm. Since I was basically born (she didn’t take a SINGLE DAY off for maternity leave), she has woken up at 3:45 a.m. to work for two and a half hours, then work out for an hour, then get ready and go to work.

This is the Venn Diagram of basketbloggers and people who know what the Aeneid is:

If not for consumption, what is the best thing to do with the two end slices on a loaf of bread? Why are they good for?

“Uh, yeah, my name is...Billy. Uh, Billy......Football.”

He looks likes a guy who would fit in well with the Redskins.

Eli Manning wanted to throw him a going-away party, but it wound up wobbling about six yards out of bounds.

I thought this was going to be a story about Lindsey having to listen to Tiger go on and on about his short game.

I find truthers hilarious because as someone who has worked for the Federal Government both as a soldier and a civilian, I can tell you that no one can keep their mouth shut for two seconds, let alone years to cover up some grand conspiracy. Shit, CNN finds out even before we do, most of the time.

Today in history, from 2008. Could be worse...

Nah, that's Brian Williams in Super Bowl I.