“Phew!” - Matt Ryan.

Considering its probably $12 for a bottle of water at Met Life, my guess its water from a drinking fountain. New Jersey stadium tap water, for the record, is way better than Bud Light any day.

Well, we know it’s not beer.

The Elf on the Shelf remains the worst thing about Christmas.

I was on my phone. Do you know haw hard it is to search Kinja comments on a phone?

It takes us a while because we only use two fingers and we spend a lot of time looking for the “ah” key.

“Well, what will $100 get me?”

Personally, I would have invested the nine extra dollars.

The line starts behind me for the egg-white whipping job.

Fuck yo’ podcast! FUCK YO’ PODCAST.

I imagine some of his critics might be men, so...

Sounds like a perfect GOP presidential candidate.

He’s been solid in the building over the last couple of weeks . . .

Airing of grievances? Is it Festivus already?

Holy shit! KG just stole Blake Griffin’s New 2016 Kia Soul!

Apparently the two other “K’s” are silent.

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

Look, this is almost certainly an example of sexism, and he should probably be cited for it, but he’s not actually grabbing her shoulders or making contact. It’s part of a larger motion. Still patronizing and probably inapporpriate, but the still is a bit deceptive.

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.