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"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

You certainly don't have time to watch all of this...

The cardboard crowd on Puppy Bowl is more active than this lot.

Was the "buzzkill" comment intentional? It was intentional, right?

Spare the A-Rod, spoil the centaur

Not a dunk.

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."

The worst of the worst of the worst of modern trends: The problems I have caused = the difficulties I have endured.

is this useful advice or a commercial for merino wool? tough to tell...

Don't fuck with the Harbaughs.

Full disclosure: Decidedly not a baseball fan (boring, etc)

"I'm high on this young pro-style quarterback, but frankly, I'm a bit down on the con-style running back".

Would pay top dollar to watch her legitimately destroy Justin Beiber on the basketball court.

Every time I see that video it makes me sick to my stomach.

Dumbest sober moment:

But he gave them to the poor.

Tony Gwynn disagrees with you.

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.