Eye contact. Make lots of it. It makes you appear both confident and genuine.

I already know: The neighbor is making it, and I am shit outta luck.

Christ, just because they traded for two black players does not mean they're now dangerous.

The last thing Jay Cutler wants any part of is giving a young kid a shot.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

"Nice spirals."

Based on this article, http://thesweethome.com/reviews/best-c…, I bought the Shark Navigator NV352 about a year ago. It is awesome. I have a dog with short hair that is not terribly visible on floors and I am consistently amazed at how much dog hair is inside this thing when I vacuum. It works great on low- and…

Based on this article, http://thesweethome.com/reviews/best-c…, I bought the Shark Navigator NV352 about a year ago.…

This is a good time to link to Drew Magary's famous vacuum review:

This is a good time to link to Drew Magary's famous vacuum review:

What the fuck is wrong with some people? Who really goes out their way to do something like this on purpose? I mean c'mon people , get your shit together and get a life.

He remembers warming up before the match

Pitino might actually want to watch the film and take some notes given that Savannah State was able to hold out for 15 minutes before scoring.

"Now that's a catch."

—Odell Beckham, Jr.

Penn Holderness, the smarmy dad here, works in video production, internet marketing and social media management. He is rather openly using these phony "family hijinks" viral videos to market his business. It's not that he's some sad sack dad trying to become a viral star; he's a blow-dryed former local TV man turned…

Imagine a conversation between Reggie Jackson and Ricky Henderson. Would that be in the sixth person or what?

For once, "getting hit by a car" wouldn't come in next-to-last

or a mass recall of Funyuns

Emmitt Smith is crushed too. He especially loved playing as himself in Joe Maddon.

I'm a Chargers fan, and we're one Branden Oliver injury away from handing the ball to Shaun Draughn full time. (If you said "Who?," you are correct). Might as well see what he can do?

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