I just like the design of his Mona-Lisa-frowny-face picture with the word TRIGGERED in giant letters beneath it and the rest of the print too tiny to read at a glance. Conservatives, they just can’t handle reality’s liberal bias. Poor snowflakes.

Absolutely, we need to start an annual award for pissing off Piers Morgan!

Thanks for saving me from a colossal error. I think I nailed it, but now I’m exhausted and I need a smoke.

As Royal watcher and a huge fan of the American Royal family, this is simply my humble homage to the greatest Royal with the greatest economy, the most decorated Commander in Chief and the most vote-getting heir to the throne ever...I’ve actually been working on this since King Fred Trump fell ill and it became clear…

That is.... absolutely horrifying. What’s scarier is the fact that you just slapped this together in two seconds and it just looks like the face naturally belongs there.

I’m of two minds on that.  Sure, it would be great if they told him to fuck off.  But maybe it would also be great if they accepted, showed up, and told him to fuck off to his face, ripping on him and everything he stands for all the while?

Instead of a complete no-show. Just one. Rapinoe. Give her some quality one-on-one time where he would be forced to talk or even listen to her. She is a strong enough person that it would be way worse for him than it would be for her. He is a weak bully that avoids confrontation.

Man, so many people are replying, saying essentially the same thing as you. I hope y’all are right. I don’t follow the team (outside of the couple of games/highlights I have watched), but it would be incredible if they all no-showed/rejected the invite.

There is zero chance that any player of member of that coaching staff would show up for a White House visit.

Literally no one associated with the team would attend. Not. One. Single. Person. 

He’d cancel it rather than get embarrassed by a low turnout.

He’ll honor the invite, knowing that Rapinoe won’t show. And then he’ll take the opportunity to publicly bury her verbally, in front of whatever teammates/coaching staff makes the trip to the White House. He’s a petty sack of shit, but that seems like the tact he’ll take.

So sweet.

Trump probably thinks the Golden Boot is a sex move where you get peed on while somebody’s kicking you.

Someone in the production van is a GD hero for switching to this camera.

“They’re not saying, ‘Fuck Trump’, Your Highness. It’s France, my Leige, and they are saying ‘Fuck Schtroumpf’. That’s French for Smurfs. Like I’ve been saying, President Gargamel, the French are on our side!”

Well at least somebody’s tired of all the winning. He did call that. 

the Golden Boot for top scorer  

Now, THIS, is the kind of report that will carry me through the day. Fuck that, I’m carrying this gem with me for the remainder of the week.