Shoot first, then shit.

Trump has supposedly tailored clothes, but frequently looks like a kid wearing their big bother’s hand-me-downs, which his mother swears he will grow into. Having off-the-peg clothing not suit you is one thing, but having tailored clothes look so bad, is a special skill. Nothing he wears looks like it was made for him.

‘wiseass’ and ‘proofread’ are both single words, no hyphen needed. Dummy.

I am a demographer/public health person: YOU ARE SO FUCKING RIGHT AND IT DRIVES ME NUTS WHEN PEOPLE SAY “YOU AINT GOT LONG BITCH” TO SOMEONE WHO IS 77. That’s just not how if fucking works. Godammit

Yeah that sure is funny how Democrats stopped trying to get Kavanaugh confirmed, once he was confirmed to his lifetime appointment. Real inexplicable, that. 

Dr. Ford was extremely credible. Chuck Schumer and the rest of the Democrats are just a bunch of assholes who don’t really care about the victims of sexual assault like they should. Shows their lack of core beliefs and inherent cowardice. They are afraid of confronting sexism in our society so they give a rapist judge …

life expectancy in this country is around 79

Will shit himself? Oh Katherine, what do you think is happening during those five hours of “executive time” every morning? He soils himself every night while asleep. His assistants roll him out of bed and get him to the shower to hose him down. The sheets are peeled off of the plastic wrapped mattress and taken to be…

He could shit himself on Fifth Avenue and he wouldn’t lose any voters.

Eh, it’s Trump, he makes shit up all the time, including in his pants.

FAKE POOS!

But it’s the BEST shit!

Trump could shit himself live on television and MAGA would call it a Deep State conspiracy by the Mainstream Media.

I really hadn’t thought about until lately, but you may be on to something. I just assumed that since he was shouting NO OBSTRUCTION!, NO COLLUSION! while publicly obstructing and colluding that there was indeed none of that happening.  Lately though, I’m getting some suspicions.

gotta boast a lil that I’m a step ahead of you ‘cause I have always Believed It’s Not Butter. All the rest of y’all better wake up now.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m really starting to suspect that Professional Wrestling isn’t real.

Barr did swear the full oath (he even cupped the balls) to Trump, we should expect no less.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m really starting to suspect Trump has a lot of things he’s trying to cover up and that Barr is willing to break the law and abuse his power as AG to protect Trump at all costs.

Trump has spent half his time in office crapping on the FBI and calling them dirty cops but now he talks about the great men and women who work there. I bet half those great men and women fantasize about giving him a double tap to the back of the head.

I’m still side-eyeing Comey for the bullshit he pulled in 2016.