His dad bringing him to a golf course kicked off a lesson he will remember forever: as a white male he’ll be able to fuck over anyone he chooses.

Nah, Shooter McGavin was actually good at golf.

Too much punctuation, not enough misspelling.

yeah man, that 10 year old was asking to be gaslit by the President of the United States when you think about it.

It is incredible and, frankly, impressive that no matter how much you think this dope couldn’t be any more petty, vindictive, and stupid, he will always find ways to greatly exceed  the worst you can imagine. 

Makes sense that Trump would cheat a guy named Virtue.

This is how I picture it

Par for the course.

I know there’s nothing remotely surprising about this. But it really fucks with my head how pathetic the President of the United States truly is.

“Fake news. I read on Breitbart that the caddy is a liberal, Trump-hating plant put in place at the club by the DNC. He changed the ball out without the President’s knowledge then leaked it to the press to make him look bad. No obstruction. No collusion. Build the wall. #MAGA”

They’re going to give him softball questions, and get softball answers, and be like, “done, nothing happened”.

Several (a dozen known and a few others, because even who viewed it is being kept on the DL) higher-ups have seen a ‘less redacted’ version. That includes a lot of powerful GOP Senators, McConnell is one of them.

I think they may be trying for something Barr tried to do.
“I already answered all those questions and spent all that time in front of the Senate so I don’t have to do it again for the House!”

No one has seen the unredacted reports from my understanding, so this would be based on information that they received/gathered separately.

I know. There’s no way the Republicans are doing this because it’s the right thing to do.

Is Trump going to sell out his son as the one behind the Russian meetings and let him go to prison? Find out, on the next exciting episode of “How The Fuck Did We Get Here?”

But seriously, if he’s being reviewed by the intelligence committee, it’s likely because there’s something in the Mueller report that they’ve seen…

It’s a lack of evidence the same way that most people don’t have evidence that their retired gym teacher uncle can’t perform brain surgery. I mean, sure. In a way you don’t have evidence that he can’t. But you have plenty of evidence he sure as hell shouldn’t be given the opportunity.

During the presidential race I remember seeing someone put it this way:

We had plenty of evidence. We just happen to have more now.

Truly, nobody cuts to the heart of what a oafish buffoon Trump is quite like you, David. This had me in stitches: