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Thing has my respect. Those centipedes are no f-in joke.

One of the greatest things to come out of this nightmare presidency is David Roth’s analyses of why Donald Trump does what he does. I feel like Roth has one of the keenest insights into the way the man’s brain works.

This immediately conjures the story of Trump’s fake Renoir as relayed by a writer.

Man, I cant tell if you’re being sarcastic or not...

Everyone says so.

You also gotta consider the “asshole factor “. The mean ones live the longest, anger and hate really keep hearts pumping.

Well done

And here I was thinking I was incapable of laughing today...

I believe kids these days refer to that as “doing a Steve Bannon”.

And here I was thinking that nothing was gonna make me laugh this morning.

Wait...all of this is assuming Tom Brady ACTUALLY comprehends the ramifications of all of the horrible stuff Trump has done since taking office. I think you are giving the man FAR too much credit.

Isnt this the one who likes to shoot elephants in his spare time? Yea, I could’ve guessed he’s a pretty despicable human being without all this. But it’s funny to learn that he’s pathetic on top of everything else...

No, but your dad should be disqualified from getting a new job if his influence on you was so destructive that it turned you into a bed-wetting lush who is completely despicable on every single level.

Didn’t Trump also allegedly verbally bash the thirteen year old he raped about her blowjob technique? One thing is becoming perfectly clear: Trump will only settle for the very best blowjobs...

As long as the door to the room they are in stays closed of course...

Damn! You beat me to it you bastard...

I think Trump should have to go head to head on simple questions about the country with a recently naturalized immigrant. Find out who REALLY deserves to be allowed in this country.

Fuck. It is scary how good you are at that.

Yea, the man’s a riot. Back when I thought he might actually have a chance at pulling this off I kept telling myself “well atleast it’ll be an entertaining four years”. With that said, there’s nothing funny about nuclear armageddon...