Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

There’s so many lies I tell myself so I can continue to exist in this world without breaking down into a puddle of helplessness. One is that most people are, at their core, good. But shit like this, man... I don’t know.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

Large cities here in Germany have had terrific results with heroin substitution in a controlled environment (addicts getting their shot by a medical professional). The crime rates among addicts is down, while their general health and recovery chances are up.

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

Just came in here to say that my husband had legit never heard of Lizzie Borden or the murders until a couple of weeks ago. We were joking around about how we hope we don’t mess up our future kids, and then this happened:

(I have ridiculous anxiety to the point of panic attacks and cyclical thoughts of death that send me into a spiral of not being able to get off that ledge)

It’s addictive. I take it for legitimate reasons and I cycle between lower and higher doses. The day when I scootch my dose 0.5 mg lower lasts about a week and I might as well spend it in bed. It feels like a bad flu plus some anxiety symptoms and it sucks ass.

I really don’t get how my adderall (which is schedule II and has never ONCE given me any withdrawal symptoms if I miss a day or two/was off it when I left the bottle on vacation accidentally) is more controlled than Xanax. I have seen far more people become physically dependent on Xanax. I don’t know anyone who is…

Mmm, Xanax and wine! It’s saved my kids’ lives more than once!

“Alprazolam (Xanax’s generic name) is considered a schedule IV drug, meaning it has low potential for abuse and dependence.”

Smartest thing I ever did, just ahead of ditching the loser who knocked me up.

Indubitably.

10/10 would bang all iterations.

Meanwhile, at foxnews dot com...

About gorram time. The Christian conservative hand-wringing over this will be amazing.

Except Ferrari guy. In the midst of all this evil-minded douchebaggery, Ferrari guy seems cheerful and benign.

I was in a Starbucks yesterday and a gaggle of teenage girls, (I feel like gaggle isn’t right for teenage girls. A flock? A murder? A murder.) a murder of teenage girls came in behind me. As I finished my order, the barista (who was a treasure of a human being and recommended a kick-ass fruit sauce for baked brie)…