Y’all...that was bad. That was real bad. Bad enough that not even the guest appearance by Missy could save it. I don’t think I’ve seen a recent episode of Doctor Who so determined in its attempts to veer away from any good or interesting idea it might have stumbled across. And that dialogue!

“Caliente is spanish for…

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

I got blackout drunk last weekend. Here are some things I apparently did in that state:

And so, our long, national nightmare is finally over. Miracle Whip is next!

Hey guuuuyz! Good news, you’re all contractors now!

“As for the question of small businesses, “the fact of the matter is if the only way a business can succeed is by working someone at 60 hours a week for $25,000 a year, if the profit margin is that small, then that business has really big problems in and of itself,” she said. “That’s not the model we need to embrace…

GOD. That whole episode was SO GOOD. Hell, just getting our first Bran flashback alone would have left me satisfied. Everyone is going to flip their shit at Jon, but we got to see young Ned and Benjen, and we got to see Lyanna for the FIRST time. Yound Old Nan, Willis and who I am assuming was Rodrick Cassel, since he…

You forgot to tug your braid.

#MakeWesterosGreatAgain

#FeelTheSparrow

Jorah the Explorah

“DIY” and “abortion” are two words that should not have to be in the same sentence in the twenty-first century.

Worse:

And for people who are too young, she faced a firestorm for having come out; people demanded she be fired, certain radio hosts called her “Ellen Degenerate” and considered themselves fiendishly clever, and she was basically shunned by craven networks who feared losing their audiences.

I get what he’s saying because Ellen was visible in a way no one in Hollywood had been up until that point. Still, as humble as he is, he’s been an amazing president for LGBT individuals (and the country at large, I think.) He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!) and refused to defend DOMA (thanks…

But when life closes a Walmart in one part of the country, it builds a new one somewhere else. The company plans on opening “50 to 60 Supercenters and 85 to 95 of its smaller Neighborhood Markets” in other locations over the next year.

One time my college-age brother, who is bipolar but refuses to be medicated, felt that Thanksgiving was an appropriate time to hold himself hostage with a gun to his head in the back yard, demanding that our dad give him money (more than he already was) to buy drugs. So then the cops came and he was forcibly strapped…