They’re here!

That’s what I thought you’d say.

Ps If you ever dare spend money on me out of love to say build a cat door or buy me an expensive bed or my very own water dish placed high so the dog won’t bother me, I will refuse to use those on principle. I will go out of my way to not use those items you so lovingly purchased. You dont tell me what to do ya…

What’s Team Cats HQ on this? I imagine that agent was disciplined for giving away apart of the plan.

We have to be really careful to make sure our doors are latched tight because my cat can open them too. He hates being told where he can and cannot go. He stands up and pushes at the door knob until it opens. It’s very rude. (This is him looking out of a window but it gives you the idea of how lanky and long he is…

This is how one of our cats got herself a home. She walked into the open garage on a warm autumn day, opened the door from the garage to the kitchen, and waltzed in. Three years later, she’s basically running the place.

My cat was close to figuring it out.

Hi guys,

YES! It is perfection!

This cat is clearly in Witness Protection. No snitching kitty dares enter a room without scanning it first. Plus two potential exits should shit go down is always better than one.

My mom’s cat terrorizes her partner and her by leaping up and turning on the lights at all hours of the day and night. This cat is my personal heroine.

The fact the the cat opened the door, saw the camera, AND THEN WALKED THROUGH THE CAT DOOR! OMG LOLZ!

I understand where you are coming from, but if I had to spend my days in a morgue, I would be catatonic. If I had a furry friend though, I would be feline fine.

Just don’t create an eharmony profile, okay?

Is this the proper place to say that... I love kitties. So much. I just want to bury my face in a kitty’s fur and just pet it so much.

She should just say the cat is part of her religious beliefs and she’ll have support in no time.

I’m mostly sad that the kitty sleeps alone in an office at night. My cat basically curls up beside me in bed, or sleeps between Mr Pies’ ankles and prevents him from moving. She chirps and pokes us in the face at 0420 to demand pets. She cries when she finds herself alone in a room and doesn't know where I am.

I’m purrplexed.

Here’s a copy of the photo they took: