Nah.

I agree with Unsharer. My role as a full service operative complete with language services and provision of multiple peacock feathers needs to have access to this system to provide the ultimate cat support.

As chief of staff for colony 256A, I feel I should also be granted this access. Even through my encrypted connection to HQ, I can’t gain access to the kibble.cat system. If I am to properly support my colonists, I will need access to this critical system.

JAMES!!!!

Srsly tho. Did they also change the font? Cause it looks shitty at 75%, at 90%... it is just crap.

OMTINYSQUEE.

Only vaguely on topic, but lookie what found today! Or, well, more accurately the cat phobic 13 year old down the street found and gave to me to make not die.

Me thinks you need to summon TeamCatHQ like BeetleJuice. Thrice said, thrice named.

I can fix the text by setting Chrome’s zoom to 75% (which, once you’ve done it on one url like Jez.com, it applies it to all links from that url, like this article.) However, I’d love to be able to ditch that stupid left sidebar that takes up like a third of the page.

She probably created this map. It’s probably some nefarious map that secretly directs cats all over the world to arms depots and nuclear silos while the rest of us are distracted by Taylor Swift (owned by a cat mind you) and Donald Trump (I suspect that thing on his head is a cat controlling him, like in Men In Black…

We absolutely need this. I can only hope the cats will get on that task list of making the humans at Jezebel, Gawker, etc reduce the giant old people text sizes back to normal.

For some reason, my mouse doesn’t work with that website.

My personal feline overlord is not impressed. It interfered with his ability to nap on the warm at any moment he desired.

I already have a feline overlord. So is it really going to change?

oh my god

You mean “I hate sand” isn’t quotable?

Apparently they need to start issuing Jedi hunting licenses to regulate Jedi hunting and prevent the over hunting. They are depleting all our natural Jedi resources! And they don’t even use the whole Jedi, just their lightsaber as a trophy. Unlike Tuscan Raiders who use the entire Jedi.

cats, you can currently get FREE TUNA from Starkist due to their can shorting shenanigans. You need to be getting in on that, not worrying about two for one.

And everyone still thinks it will be zombies! Diabolical felines. (Pretty sure one of mine is an enforcer. If I don’t post for awhile, come after me.)