(we’ve been “sponsoring” a cat family in our yard. We’ve spayed the mom but she had a litter here first. When Erika was supposed to hit I was frantic)

I know that. And I love you for it. <3 <3 <3

Your comment reminds me like hardcorely of the “Cows with Guns” song.

Oh my god, that little baby’s face. He must be on so many pain meds in that shot.

I’ll go with you. We can hang at the back and protect one another from the madding crowd.

Let’s celebrate!

I would go full on Liam Neeson level of vengeance on the mother fucker who dare shoots my cat. Inigo Montoya. Carrie. Hamlet. THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

Team Cat be like:

Before the wrath of TeamCat falls on me let me add that Opie is a cutie and very very bwave.

I fucking hate parades but I would attend that one.

Ha. For a split second I thought the cat did it on purpose. So less “hero cat” and more “unlucky cat”? #teamdogwouldhavecaughtthatbulletinherteeth.

A cat’s love for their person is...

Nobody thought gun control was in reach until the cats began marching on Washington...

#NineLivesMatter I will see myself out now.

I saw them in Chicago. The cats “play” instruments in a little rock band. The chicken was also great; one of the assistants told me it was easier to train a chicken than a cat. The groundhog wasn’t that trained, unless wearing a hat and sitting in a little car counts.

My cat is totally my boss. Especially at 5 AM.

I could totally do this. I have animal and theater experience. I kind of hate people, but I can fake it. It’s totally perfect for me, you know if they want to pay me enough to make my school loan payments.

Just got laid off and if I didn’t live in LA I’d be so all over this. Perfect career change. Maybe I could train my own cat to join - do you think they’d cover relocation costs?

as they purr-form at venues