Luna’s a bitch.

Please reply to this comment with a picture of your dog, it’s the least you can do for #nationaldogday.

I am okay with that. Thank you for the answer.

Thank you.

I want AMOROUS cats to pee in their hair. I have a feeling that’d be worse.

They’re already sending every cat they have to deal with Donald Trump. We may have to substitute badgers.

I want angry cats to pee in their hair while they sleep.

I want cats to vomit and have diarrhea on the bathroom floor while they’re in the shower, so when they step out all nice and clean they slip and fall into the crap.

You guys are getting really creative with the insults tonight. I love it.

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up.

That’s a new image. Excellent creativity!

My cat heard those cries and was getting ready to jump in the computer to offer assistance.

Did I miss the revolution? Bc I’m already subjected to poop scoopery.

NOOOOO NOT THE KALE

I have never once bathed a cat! (I’m too afraid of them/respect them too much to attempt it)

NO! Not KALE! (I hate kale...)

LOL

Kitty will get his revenge. They always do...

I have never washed any of my cats. They seem clean. I thought they cleaned themselves. Am I doing something wrong?