Blatant aggression from Team Dog! So typical.

OMG I totally forgot she was on Cribs! That poor kitty :(

We still have her episode of Cribs to cherish forever.

I suspect that Bubba has a higher g.p.a. than several of the students.

Jesus, you’re on fire today. Stop reading my mind!

Report: your faithful agent Smokey (successfully infiltrated) frequented a human hospital for close to a decade. In between lounging in corridors waiting for scratches being the ears, he could often be found in the respiratory research dept which supplied a gratifying amount of top level kitty food. Later, he would…

I am pretty sure “Bubba” is laughing at our utterly elementary understanding of thermodynamics and relativity as well as our challenges to write basic essays and our humorous attempts at “art.” He has adopted these adorable beings called “humans” who do his bidding. They have accepted him as their alien overlord,…

How did you post this? Everyone knows cats can’t type...

I distracted our cat from his copy by rattling the treat bag.

I welcome our new kitty overlords and greet them with string tied to a stick, that I wave in a provocative fashion.

I think he’s there because he’s an undercover reporter who’s never had a real relationship before and is sent to write an expose on high school students but ends up falling in love with a teacher.

Maybe he’s studying string theory.

There's fish sticks in the cafeteria on Fridays!

Bubba’s report: “Acquisition of nuclear technology found nonviable. In no way are string, catnip, or stuffed mousies involved. Ancillary involvement of lasers may have some appeal.”

YES!

im a doof

Insert “why can’t we have both” gif

NARC! HE’S A NARC!

Also, is any sane person really PRO-rape?

Wait, what does loving cats have to do with feminism? I just need to know what to tell the kittens when I get home. My girl is more anarchist than feminist, my boy is a supporter of anyone who champions naps and treats.