You are the best thing ever to happen to Gawker Media.

He’s most looking forward to Fish Ed.

Bubba does his best homework whilst pooping because he has a tough time thinking outside the box...

with that pun, your xo is showing <3

So that explains why my University had a cat we let attend classes. Headquarters will be glad to know we loved him so much we had a statue of him put in town

Meanwhile, Jacqueline, the cockroach who dreams of one day being a cafeteria chef gets no love at all from the students at the same high school. No student ID either.

Looks about as interested in class as the average student.

“dammit who took my calc textbook??!”

Just to clarify.

omggggg bubbbbbbbba

My people will be in touch. You should be hearing from a calico named Luna soon.

I (humanely) trapped a stray kitten last Saturday that was goofing around a fitness trail near the park. He’d been there a while, the little sneaky pete would skitter away every time you got close. Little dummy walked right in to get at the wet food and the door swung shut behind him. Bruce is a doll, totally sweet,…

Oh god I love my grey tabby so much but my next fur baby is definitely going to be an orange one.

Leave me alone, mom! It’s so early. I don’t WANNA go to school.

Hmm, I’m thinking he’s more of an Archie.

He'll only take you if you wear a fe-line dress with cat sleeves.

My home town had a dog like that, Old Red Fred. He was cool. I remember hanging out on the playground with him. You can read a solid telling of his story here: http://talesofthetotalstranger.blogspot.com/?m=1

AMAZING news day, you mean?

He is so handsome! I want to wear his letterman jacket and be homecoming queen and king. CALL ME BUBBA.