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“She weighs how much?”
They learn from us.
We have the EXACT same problem in my home, except one of the cats figured out the treat bag shake was a trick, so now she stays under the bed even when we shake the treat bag. We’ve had to resort to clanging together the metal bowls that we sometimes give them wet food in, it’s the only thing that gets her out for… Read more
Mine would be more along these lines.
That there is just a fucking boss move. LIKE A BOSS IS THAT CAT.
You will respect their authoritah!
Well of course! How is the cat to make an entrance worthy of a diva through a tiny cat door? Stupid humans. Now go fix me a snack, baayeetch.
You mean the litterbox? It has been compromised. Abort mission..abort!!