I don’t know, I think Team Cat is having a pretty Goodyear :) still #teamdog

Your pun fell flat.

Meow!

Happens to cats all the time. #teamdog

Ok #teamcat. Come at us with all yer nonsense about how much smarter cats are than dogs. As if smart ever got anybody anywhere. Or anywhere fun at least.

LOL, smarty pants. Don’t mess with Team Cat HQ - seriously. They have ways of finding out about those who question them. Just put out some catnip and back away. You should be OK.

I rarely post on Jez. Did I violate the ToS?

Damn burl - DO NOT ASK THAT QUESTION!

typical lying cat smh

Cover your butthole.

You’re a collection of cats who have learned the internet, aren’t you?

Or just stick with the classics.

Funny, mine’s called a Princess Plug.

Read two lines, knew it must be Mark...and yet read whole article. Teasing you, Mark, always interesting. :)

something from Sky Mall magazine

1. My cats would not go for this, I’m pretty sure all of them think their unadorned assholes are glorious.

Wow what a great way to stop your cat from pooping effectively. And! I love cleaning cat feces off tiny jewels.

Draws far more attention to your cat’s asshole than your cat’s asshole could ever draw to itself bare.

Limberbutt McCubbins: He’s not the President we need, he’s the President we deserve.

I think the long passage of time is the ultimate arbiter. We forget that Richard Wagner was a rabid anti semite who wrote music glorifying the Nazi's.