Miranda Panda- even though I like turtles better!

I didn’t realize the internet was measured in gallons.

“On it, brah”

We’re MSCE certified! Let’s just say Beggin Strips were involved.

I am loving this Team Cat/Team Dog interplay.

I’m just furrious that the purrns were furgotten.

KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You need out of the greys. #teamdog

ACCURATE

To any and all humans considering switching their allegiance as a result of this latest crisis, we at Team Dog would like to remind you how much we love all humans. Like, seriously, LOVE. The most important thing in the world to us dogs is....

Once again, preposterous allegations from Team Cat. When will Team Cat speak out against their increasingly radicalized base?

Yes, his brother is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

HIPPO CHEF FOR PRESIDENT

My mom’s cat brought a baby bunny (very bad kitty!!!) into the house recently and its entrails were hanging outside its body and it was screaming. She is traumatized. The blood had to be mopped up like it was a murder scene. Cats pretend to be cute, but their true nature is cold-blooded killing machine. Planet of the…

My new cat is a bit of a terrorist as well. She keeps attacking my dog. Any suggestions on getting her to stop doing it? The poor dog is terrified, and shakes whenever the cat gets near her.

There is a catastrophic lack of puns in this article.

Team Cat HQ has a PR nightmare on its paws!

I heard this in exactly his voice.

What to you have to say for yourself Cat HQ?