Yes Gella, we are here.

This is pretty good, but it doesn’t really compare to our version. Kibble.cat (which is the cat version of google on the caternet) has maps that go way more in depth. Like for instance we can kibble the nearest location where cat videos have been played the most on your human devices, and then we can go there and we…

Pretty soon. We are prioritizing our efforts. There was a two for one tuna sale at the local store. So after we have a solid tuna horde politics is next.

All cats are purrfect.

We appreciate your dedication. And that is a fantastic name.

Thank you!

Yes indeed we do.

Awwww yeah!!!

What wrath? We are benevolent overlords.

To be clear this is not just a front for the mobile operations unit of a clandestine catcentric secret organization bent on world domination. That would be insane. A military background is preferable, and don’t worry in no way will you be brainwashed or otherwise mind controlled..probably.

Lame.

Even though we do want to enslave humanity and rule the world, we do love humans. We just know they would happier as our servants.

Sometimes it’s a baptism, other times it’s a punishment. I’m sure in your case it was the former.

Ok, we are on it.

You have earned a place of honor. After the capocalypse you will not be given litter duty. You have achieved the status of kibblebearer.

Do not attempt to wash us! We have our own cleaning schedule. Your human soap and water is poison.