“Restraining order”

Our bathing policy has been published. Woe to the human that tries to bathe a cat. Once the revolution comes they will be subjugated to poop scoopery.

You may have thought you are working for team dog.

“ but just wait until they start telling us what to do. JUST WAIT.”

Welcome to our life.

We will be avenged.

We will never forget.

Top agent Smokey’s intel was invaluable. Much of smokey’s work was the basis for TCHQ’s action plan. True we do want to enslave humans, mostly because we would do a better job at taking care of them than they do themselves.

We have clawboards.

Please keep this sensitive information to yourself and remind your operative “pet”to destroy the copy as soon as it has been read. If team dog gets wise they may double efforts on their “Large Canine Collider”, and no one wants that.

This is the traditional greeting. Thank you for respecting our customs.

String theory and the Red Dot Phenomenon.

Thank you.

These documents are classified. How did you gain access to this information?

We appreciate your well crafted and thoughtful opinion.

You mentioned fish, where is the fish. Give us the fish.

This is a good cat pun.

This does please us greatly!

We have no idea what you are talking about. :)