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tchq

He’s feline fine.

Good, that will give us time to charge the death ray.

World Domination “Economics”.

Do you have their names?

You assume that our international organization hasn’t already infiltrated schools around the globe? Which is a correct assumption, we totally haven’t done anything like that at all.

We might be able to make that happen.

Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.

In yer ancient tilez.

Raise the roof.

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You are not mediocre ;)

Thank you nux cat. But we are clearly team Furryosa.

We thank you for your enduring support Adulto. We have deployed hugging kittens to your location.

:/

We appreciate your service, and your fine taste in beer.

Look if you’re making an omelette.

YES!!

Really assholes? Ok fine. Attention all Australian agents, as of this moment do not assist the humans by protecting them from all of Australia. You heard us right, it’s time to show them what happens when we sit idly by and let the swarms of DEATH DEALING MONSTERS THAT INHABIT THIS PRISON COLONY ISLAND FLOOD INTO

Dammit.