Tell us more about this salmon and give us your address pls.

Chad gets it.

I’m sure we have no idea what you could possibly be referring to.

“There’s a group of artists working in the American media today whose genius is vastly under-appreciated, and by this I mean whoever does the chyrons for local news stories about cats.”

Sorry, we were busy with the grand opening and everything.

No, we are having a big party. So many things being pushed off things right now.

*tents paws*

It still won’t deflate our egos

Nah, that argument is tire-d.

We are wearing pants and sitting cross legged at our desks.

We may or may not be a highly evolved form of house cats who have formed a cabal in order to establish the inevitable catocrachy that planet earth deserves.

From hell.

Oh that's cool HEY LOOK OUT THE WINDOW DOGS! THERE ARE CARS THAT NEED CHASED!

We are amazed that TDHQ can operate a computer.

Oh Christ.

DO NOT ENCOURAGE THEM.

Yeah like love (hump your leg) type love, pervs.

We are dealing with it. This is going to take gallons of our new mind control drugs good press

Feline feisty are you?