Could just be the elephant blanket, seems to be a cat attractant.

Only child, so yepppppp.

This little lady snuggled me all day yesterday so obviously she loves me.

I am a capitalist tool who can have more vacations with or without booze if I got a raise.

My friend texted me asking me to illustrate the phrase “squid pro quo”. This is what she received.

I’m celebrating because The Los Angeles Library Store is now carrying my postcards! They asked if I could supply them and after some frantic scrambling around (I only sell on Etsy, and have not sold in the “real world” yet), I got them printed and got them shipped and I’m so proud of myself!

Restoring this vintage vanity stool that I bought at the thrift store for $5:

Dating thread! I went on a 2nd date with a guy from OKC this week that went really well. We made out at my place after a couple drinks & it was super hot. He’s a great kisser (requirement of mine) & fun with dirty talk (a huge turn-on for me). He’s also outgoing, smart, funny & cute. I’m smitten.

My two cents is that you have no idea what’s going on in his head. Maybe he’s not over a previous relationship, maybe he’s gay, maybe he’s got an intermittent and borderline apocalyptic threadworm infestation and he had to clench his arse cheeks the whole time you were having sex the last time in case they spooled out…

Just stopping by to say thanks. It sucks that we’re in this mess, but it’s comforting to be riding out the storm with you all. Lots of super funny, smart commenters here lifting spirits in these dark days. I’m forever grey and this may never be seen but I needed to say it.

Is this beauty thread worthy? I did chrome nails today and I love them. Was going for more of a rose gold but my manicurist and I got a little carried away. Next time we’ll do less silver. Here’s a (poor) pic:

Talk about everything. Courtesy is important! Express daily your appreciation and love. If a distance opens, address it immediately. Never, ever say things in a fight just to hurt. There are only 2 votes in a marriage between 2 people, no one else gets a say. If there is any topic that you are scared to bring up with…

Bambi was bad but what about DUMBO?? Remember the scene where his mom has been caged b/c she went a little nutso trying to protect her baby? She sings, ‘Baby of Mine’ as she rocks him to sleep with her trunk (it’s sticking out of the cage.) Ouch.

Ooh! I love movies that make me feel awful after.

Missy Elliott taught me that if, after careful consideration I wanted to work it, I would need to put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. Sage advice, indeed.

Maddow says treat him like a silent movie. Focus less on what he says, and more on what he’s doing.

Megalolz. That red one in the middle is a total ripoff of the Sexy Vagina costume from “The Daily Show” a couple years ago. C’mon, Kawakubo, cop to it.

The store in Chelsea is always so much fun. I don’t buy anything mind you, but they play no music and get to hear rich people contemplating buying clothes that are really hard(ridiculous) to wear. She creates some really great wearable stuff too, but hearing someone go “so your arm goes here, oh oh I get it” is very…