I really hate those arguments that just go around and around. Men are so abstruse. Later on, after the baby is born or whatever, he’ll tell you what was actually bothering him, give a half-hearted apology, and expect to be off the hook. Grrrr. My suggestion, that I followed with some success after it was offered…

This is my baby. My perverted little princess baby. When Chalupa Batman and I roughhouse and have tickle fights or whatever little puppin here cannot resist the urge to join in by humping whoever is being dominated. She is also a trash monster. There isn’t a pile of bird/horse/rodent shit that she isn’t happy to roll…

Awwww they’re distant cousins!

This is the current rescue pup, who my husband lovingly refers to as either “New Guy” or “Brown Dog.”

My dog is a rescue who didn’t have much comfort in his life before I adopted. He gets cold easily, and when I introduced him to the concept of covers, he couldn’t believe such a wonderful thing existed in the world. He was SO happy — he kept running around wagging his tail like a maniac and then diving under the…

Neverwhere?

Funny pet story thread. I’ll start. Today, I was out and mom was by herself with Hiro. She was watching tv while he slept on top of the couch. Suddenly, Hiro farted so loudly he made mom jump and look at him. He slept through the whole thing (or pretending to be sleeping).

Ahhh...he died doing what he loved.

This is me every day now:

hi everyone! i picked up my cap and gown and hood this week and i’m SO EXCITED. perhaps too early, but i’m a nerd and i’m so fucking excited. the end is in sight. 3 years later and this masters is almost done.

So this one time we got a brochure from a church in the mail and there was a cartoon pic of a guy being crushed under the weight of his sins. One of the rocks said “porns” on it and we laughed so hard about that. Crushed by the weight of his porns.

Did not know this is a thing that actually happens. Not so funny…

I dunno...from the looks of it, he was really crushed by the whole thing.

These crush fetishes are getting out of hand.

This has gone beyond funny to damn scary. The president is delusional, a lunatic. For the good of the country, he must be removed from the position.

Hasta la vista, baby!

Oscars thread !!!

I quit my soul-crushing job last week and I’m moving far, far away next month. Excited about a new beginning.

Wooo SNS! I was starting to get a little worried.

Fuck. I’m gonna have to carry around a squirt bottle and squirt them.