In other news : water wet, air thought to have health benefits.

But how long till we get to say things like ‘trump card’ again without cringing? Is it never? It kinda feels like never.

Mormon here and the “Mormon royalty” claims are really funny. If there is Mormon royalty, it is not these women. It’d be people like Donny Osmond or Mitt Romney or a famous athlete who everyone knows. The episode covered how the women are “royalty” and it was SO FUNNY (but only to Mormons...). First, the claim that…

I think it would behoove some women to take a picture of Madame with them to plastic surgeon to give them a heads up of who they don’t want to look like.

As a current SLC gay, I can tell you that Salt Lake is very gay.

I was at the premiere at the Rose Bowl last week (which let’s just sit for a second on the fact that that was a real thing, just thousands of women and gay men watching RH on four different drive-in screens at the Rose Bowl), and it was soooooo good.  I’ve been anxiously awaiting the reviews to start coming in, and…

I’d rather jam screwdrivers in my eyes and ears, then twirl them around, than watch a single episode of this.

I’ve got one I call “Old Gray Thing” that I always forget to post. It was a paranormal encounter but I’m still not sure what exactly it was, and I’ve always been curious if anyone else has seen one too. I’m doxxing myself if anyone I know reads this, but here goes nothing...

I had an odd experience the year after our Golden Retriever Lucy died.

I say ‘our’ because we originally got Lucy as a puppy for our kids, but she was really ‘my’ dog - I named her, and when I would get home from work I would call out, “Lucy I’m home!” in my best Ricky Ricardo voice, and she would come running to greet…

Our pet dog passed away unexpectedly late last year. We grieved and were despondent for months. It literally felt like there was a gray pall over us.

This happened to me a few years ago, and I still get chills every time I think about it.

I am obsessed with my favorite chicken. We had a predator attack this spring(fucking raccoon) that ate the toes off this beauty, but she is a survivor and the happiest mother clucker around. No toes? No problem. Bethany and her nub get worms just fine and extra treats because... FAVORITE ❤️❤️

All the while muttering under his breath about “those damn, humorless broads who just can’t take a joke,” before heading out with his old white pals to wax nostalgic about the “good ole days” before sexual harassment laws made it wrong to call your secretary a hot piece of ass before ordering her to her knees.

Ok, based on the responses I got here, I watched it. To me...meh. Maybe he needs more stage time or something? Also the audience seemed kinda lukewarm too.

I’ve started seeing a Bloomberg ad of a bunch of women talking about what a great man he is, so supportive of women, fantastic boss, yadda yadda.

Shelter Cat Update!

This holiday season has basically been a microcosm of my complicated and sad relationship with my family, and it was pretty instructive to me. There’s some sentimental, irrational part of me that wants a normal, loving family, even though they’re a pack of narcissists and enablers. I get some ray of hope that there…

Tina sends you some holiday cheer❤️❤️❤️

now I am very miffed if I’m forced out of the house on Christmas or Boxing Day.