My bat mitzvah reception was held at 2 p.m. in a small private dining room in Rosslyn, Virginia’s China Garden…
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Later that evening, when the pair “finally staggered back into Paul [Simon’s] apartment,” Marshall remembered that she was supposed to be on a date with Art Garfunkel.
Late Tuesday night a miserable thought burst into my head. “How’s Penny doing!?” I wondered with a gasp. In the span…
“Would you like to play wif me? I playz funly!”
I have been listening to Christmas music for hours while I marathon bake today. Can’t possibly get enough.
Sign me up for this ban. After 20 odd years working retail this is the time of year I dread most. Not for the crowds of people angry “I can’t believe you’re sold out of ______, it’s December 24th! How could you be sold out?!”. Not for the general insanity. But those damn Christmas songs. I feel like that character…
An Upper East Side socialite has been torturing her neighbors with nonstop Christmas music, prompting one of them to…
You ever know that you’ve really fucked your entire life up? And the life of your husband? And the life of your child? I’ve been sobbing at my desk for the last 3 hours. I’m nearly 30 and I have everything I thought I ever wanted. And I’m miserable. I’ve never had so much self loathing and that’s really saying…
I’m actually convinced that Tiffy Trump and Cat Marnell are the same person.
Looks like we don’t need to see Rogue One anymore, because we already knows how it ends.
Thank you, blonde woman slugging other woman, for perfectly capturing my emotional state for the past two weeks.
The mannequin challenge may be “funny” or “cute” or a “brief respite from despairing about humanity’s insistence on…
Obama’s staff are Democratic party staffers. None of them would take the job. The Republicans wouldn’t let Trump make the offer in view of the very reasonable fear of letting a fox into the hen house in terms of leaks to the press or to the Democratic opposition.
Nutella is at its best being shoveled into my mouth hole by the spoonful. <3
Like most people I’ve had a terrible time this week. I’ve been struggling especially hard with my boyfriend, and need advice.
:: Dream Analysis Thread ::
Anyone else a recovering alcoholic? I started outpatient treatment this past week. As of tomorrow, I’ll be a week sober. That doesn’t sound like a lot, but it’s a big deal for me. How long does it take for this to get easier? Like... what do sober people even *do* for fun? The only ways I ever knew to go out and have…
Nutella is acceptable for dunking bananas. That’s it.
I voted today with my 2 year old daughter. The voting place is at a school around the corner from our house. So, we walked there and she chatted away, as little girls do. I realize that to her it was just a nice, little walk with Mama. But for me, it was a walk that a lot of women didn’t get to ever make in our…