I take it I missed my chance for an election-themed “See you next Tuesday”?

Aww. I would have ended this post with

Wendy Williams is a Sith.

I’ve never actually watched Trainspotting 

Re: Kurt Russell, I like him myself, but I do understand. I think everyone who enjoys any sort of screened entertainment has a few “I Just Hate His Face” people (or Her Face, as the case may be). I’ve got some, too!

Nothing I can find says why he wants to retire at that point. Tarantino seems to truly love making movies, and he’s only in his early fifties. I don’t understand.

Not a single Kardashian on the covers!! We did it people!

Jesus people, it’s called a stomach. Women’s bellies don’t just disappear into a perfectly flat vertical line when they turn to the side.

Jennifer Aniston breathes a sigh of relief. Finally, she can exist in peace as the tabloids have found their new “PREGNANT?!” woman for the next twenty years.

Pig in a blanket. I stayed nice and warm all day.

It’s not so much a costume, but we bought this little neckband for our cat Madrigal on a whim and he just adores it. It’s pretty bizarre. You can pick it up and he’ll rush over and try to squeeze it over his head.

Here are two pics of me as Peg Bundy (face is blurred for privacy) :D I really enjoyed wearing this one! I also attached a pic of my kitty as a reluctant taco.

I made a zebra costume for my little niece!

This is really a costume for a smaller dog but it fit him anyway. He was very excited/anxious but that’s his usual state of mind anyway.

Welp, here’s my baby as Rosie the Riveter again. Spit bubbles and all!

This year we were Scarface, last year Addams Family

I’m arachnaphobia, thanks to a special effects makeup tutorial I found on YouTube!

LANAAAAA!!!!! I really hope this doesn’t post as big as it looks like it will...