Wait...that’s a real dog? Like, a dog that is alive? Damn.

He, like most people with bad/no taste, think that if something is expensive, then it is appropriate/beautiful.The more you spend on it, the better it must be! But this is simply not true. The most expensive wine is not always the best tasting, the most expensive clothes are not automatically the best look for you,…

Lol, they could come to my house but I don’t want them bringing that fur and funk with them. I am gonna start inviting them more though and seeing if we can just get together at restaurants.

still not smoking, despite a stressful week and some bad cravings this week. 5 months!

My daughter was admitted into an inpatient psychiatric hospital lastnight after reaching out for help with suicidal thoughts. She just turned 13. She’s been on Abilify since July and I think it’s robbed her of herself. I’m so glad that she asked for help, but so devastated that she’s feeling this way and I can’t make…

BEAUTY THREAD!

Are you kidding? He won’t drop out. Never will happen

Pussywater?

I have solid evidence that chicks love the pussy

I was a rebellious young thing who loathed being subjected to gender norms. So despite being forced to dress in garish overly feminine dresses and matching patent leather shoes, I would run amok with my (predominately male) friends causing all sorts of mayhem.

Barbarella?

She is my inspiration for graceful aging

Yikes! Sorry it’s so big. She’s not scary. She is My Nellie.

Here’s her asleep with a bone in her mouth

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

I had an office cat that drooled once. Every morning when I came in to work she would climb up, lay part on the desk, part on me and then drool on my shirt.