Brock is a terrible name. Brak on the other hand...

It is.

This IS a youth who’s complaining!

GIRL. I WORK @ CLINIQUE AND GOT IN TROUBLE FOR LOOKING IN A MIRROR.

Jezebel: I just want to express my gratitude for y’all. For years I have come here to cry and laugh and vent. This community has buoyed me in heartbreak, supported me in professional struggles, and counseled me through countless problems that I had no one else to talk to about. Thanks everybody. I don’t know what I…

Jezebel trolls Kotaku. Kotaku, true to form, doesn’t get it.

Did you walk into the office and ask “So, did I miss anything? What.......?”

The article got a smile from me, but your reaction made me literally LOL.

DONT TELL THE MEN ABOUT THE HANDBOOK

Why are we building things? It is just like a man to put a woman to work while he plays his video games.

i just like the word lady because ladies are like princesses

I love Wet’n’Wild Balm Stain. It has fairly opaque color, is moisturizing, has pretty good staying power, and fades pretty evenly when it does go. And it’s super cheap. I have the fourth from the left and gets lots of compliments when I wear it.

This post hurts me.

THEY WILL BE ASSIMILATED. ALL WILL BE ASSIMILATED IN THE FULLNESS OF TIME.

There’s only one way to settle this: Bring back Celebrity Deathmatch!

This is what they were actually doing:

I THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER ASK