Hate everything about this latest update. Ditto what’s been done to Tumblr AND to Google’s logo. This has not been a good week.

Kitten gifs please! Today, my sweet, old doggie lost her battle with cancer. She’s been my constant companion for thirteen years. We went through college, my first job, moving across the country (twice), and getting married. She’s been with me every step of the way, and I already miss her so much.

WTF! That guys sounds horrible! You should not bang that guy even though he is totally hot because I am CERTAIN a hotter guy without a potential relationship, 1.5 year old baby, and a burglary charge is waiting just around the corner to make out with you and honestly admit that he is none of the things listed above.

So, when I was in kindergarten, I wasn’t allowed to carry an umbrella on the bus.

I used to teach elementary art in a really low-income school district near Denver. One student, Franklin, was a third-grader who was homeless and living in a car with his mother at the time. The district and social services were aware and helping as much as possible, but mom was hard to work with due to some ongoing…

I’d bet money they posted it themselves... to social media.

If there’s any instance of Pinkham’s Law here, I’m done. Finished.

It’s not always like that, though. I have plenty of selfies on my instagram, usually one every few weeks. It could be because I’m all done up for a wedding, it could be to show off a new hairstyle, it could be cause I looked hella fine that day and felt a surge of confidence I don’t normally feel.

Usually if my friends…

Magazines are just adorable.

I do not like selfies. I do not understand this obsession everyone has now of taking so many pictures of themselves. Not like everyone's photo albums from the 70's and 80's is full of fuckin polaroids they took of their dumb face. This new vapid, sycophantic culture makes me want to die. Doesn't everyone hate the way…

Can someone guide Joan’s ghost to the actual red carpet so she can haunt the ever living fuck out of some of these fashion choices.

I’ll bet it smells like weed and patchouli.

I’m not scandalized so much as intrigued by this apparent Madonna/Rose McGowan mashup. Who am I missing? Who else is being referenced by Miley’s styling?

God, how I need a summer fling...

Hey all, I didn’t have the time or energy to thank all of you who posted to me individually last week, but just know that it was REALLY REALLY appreciated, and helped get me through a pretty dark space last weekend. Sincere gratitude to all of you, genuinely.

Now let’s discuss one or all of the following things:

1. The…

Just got back from my European excursion and it was amazing but I did half of it with my sister and she drove me nuts.

He doesn’t care about you the way you want him to. Or really at all. I assure you that when he meets the woman he thinks is THE ONE for him, he will communicate with her the way you want him to communicate with you.

Solidarity, my fellow job-hunter! I haven’t even started applying yet because there are so few options where I live (massively poor rural area) and whilst I’m trying not to be too picky, there is really nothing that suits me at the moment. So yeah, hang in there, baby! I’m sorry you didn’t get the job you wanted but I…