Is it bad that I find the lack of nipples the most disturbing part? That’s weird, isn’t it.

I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious. It would make my day if I saw someone doing that.
I hope no kids or animals get sick, though.

Exploitation

OhshitohshitohshitI’msofuckedohshitohshitfuckfuckfuckhowcanIgetoutofthisohshitohshit

Damn, Girl. Your vagina feels like the Palm Desert.

“But when you’re trying to hook up with a married man, that guy already has enough on his plate without having to jump through the hoops of dating.”

“Am I being Punk’d? I’m being Punk’d. Is Ashton Kutcher here?”

Okay, maybe it’s just me, but this season’s Prada is just generally really awful. Everything looks like it’s made out of fondant to me... and I am not a sponge cake.

Is it made of cake frosting?

I think they probably sat at the end of the parking lot and went car to car selling the food with an upcharge.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

You really need to start this service. Key elements should include:

We should have an anti-laundry/kitchen cleanup support group.

I have always liked you. Pro dog, criticism of Hillary Clinton, and approval of pop tart flavored beer. If you lived in Seattle we would get pop-tart drunk in dog parks talking LOUDLY about how much Clinton sucks.

To answer the (probably rhetorical) question posed in the headline: hell, no! Pop Tarts are Pop Tarts and beer is beer and never the twain shall meet! Even the breweries in Battle Creek don’t make Pop Tart flavored beer (or Froot Loop or Applejacks or Rice Krispie or Frosted Flakes beer, either.)

There were at least 10 things in this article that made me roll my eyes, but that was the one that got the biggest one from me.

It’s killing me that he is an aspiring divinity student!

You heard it here first- Gella murders her exes.