Who smells better: Ozzy or the llama?

Mayo is the condiment of ANGELS!

Every picture should have the recipe linked to it. Show of hands, everyone?

Your kinja name completes me <3

I hope you flipped the tray over in his lap and walked out the door. I think that is a perfectly acceptable way to break up in that circumstance.

I hope that poor boy was okay after his parents insisted on him eating that food even though it had gluten in it.

I was once in a "fancy" Chinese restaurant in Chicago for my birthday and they had just waxed the floors. EVERYONE was falling down. Servers, customers, everyone. It was bizarre and hilarious. The management was losing their minds over how many meals they were comping. I wiped out before I even got to my table. My…

Meanwhile, my pit bull (pit mix) saved me from almost certain robbery/rape/who knows what else today. We were walking on a trail with no one around when a guy came up - skinny, about 20 - and asked what kind of dog she was. I could just FEEL that something was off - I knew he meant us harm. He stood too close, would…

THAT was him? That was like ripped from the headlines shit. This is like creative fiction trolling.

I got my puppy this week! This is my first time having a dog so I'm still trying to figure out what's normal with puppies in terms of behavior and training and stuff like that, but I think she's doing fine. Now I'm that person that takes a million pictures and videos of their dog, so I'll share some with you guys…

One viral sensation is clearly being outshone by another

Who the fuck hates on Bruno Mars? Dude is like a little dancing ray of sunshine. I want to keep him in my pocket for days when I'm sad. I can open it and he'll be in there all dancing and smiling and singing like yea yea YEA!

i wonder how she handles toilet bowl, if she thinks that's soup in there, its ok, she won't last much longer.

Cool, committed bagged-milk drinkers like my family, buy milk bag holders made from stainless steel or ceramic. The milk gets colder and stays colder longer outside the fridge.

There's been no greater gift to the American culinary world than when the recommended cooking temp for pork was dropped to 145.

I swear the shoe thing is from Steel Magnolias:

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

So, if I say "skinny" when ordering anything at Starbucks it negates the 800 calories, yes?

All I want to do now is hear stories about working in the JNCO factory.