I’m just going off historical references to the relative positioning of afterlife locations, but I’m guessing someplace called the “Great Hot and Ready” wouldn’t be up in the sky. Still, starring for the reference. Rest in Peace-a Peace-a, Mr. I.

I’m reading this thread really late past the publish date, but I’m guessing he’s referencing how girls in the 1980s didn’t trim their bush.

This is a fantastic compilation and made my afternoon. Thanks!

Surprised you haven’t worked “millennial” into your screeds yet, chief.

Holy shit I can’t agree with this enough. I’ve got twin 11 year old boys who are playing competitive basketball and it’s near impossible to coach them because all they want to do is “break ankles” with “sick crossovers.” I’m like, “learn to sink a fucking simple free throw and then we’ll talk, James Harden Jr.”

He opened his mouth.

Red Wings fan here: Seems reasonable, since you got fucked by us on the regular for about 15-20 years before we moved to the Eastern Conference.

I know how many games he would have been unable to play: At least 30, because Anderson, half the Sox, and probably some of his own teammates would have beaten his ass to the point of hospitalization.

Ok.

I still wish Moms Demand and other organizations would do what the pro-life lobby has done for years: use photos to change opinions. You want me to feel bad about abortion by plastering ultrasounds on billboards across the country? I’ll see your ultrasound and put the faces of children who have died from gun violence…

Lol at that guy. Like he has friends, gay or otherwise.

Here’s an interesting thought: What if we abolish the death penalty? Then the game you’re suggesting exists also gets abolished.

Late to the comment party, but interesting to note that the White Sox don’t take e-tickets. You have to use paper tickets only. I found this out while in the middle of a subway ride to Whatever They Call It Now Field last year for a game. 

So yeah, wearing socks multiple times before washing is nasty (my kid’s sweaty feet would probably dissolve the fibers on a second wearing), as is wearing underwear more than once. But what can you wear multiple times before washing, provided you didn’t stain them? I say jeans, sweaters, and hoodies. Everything else,…

You can’t be any worse than what we’ve got, so Aarswft 2020 all the way.

I remember reading a quote from a former member of the ‘85 Bears - can’t remember who right now - who, and I’m paraphrasing here, said “We all hated him (Ditka). We didn’t win because of him, we won in spite of him because we all bonded together over our dislike of him.”

That meme is pretty accurate though considering the Final Four usually takes place the first few days of April, and the Spartans aren’t making it out of March.

So, it’s a level of intimacy kind of like a family? Well, if a father is going after his own kid that hard verbally, to the point he has to be restrained by the child’s siblings, then you’ve got a high potential for that shit to go physical, a mother who’s demanding the father seek counseling, and a child who’s gonna…

Just want to give a shout out to Cassius Winston, the person in this situation who actually acted like a leader by stepping in between Izzo and Henry on the court and also intervening in the huddle. Nice to know there’s at least one adult on the floor.

Oh, good thing the rest of the team was “allowed” to restrain their head coach. WTF. My boss comes after me like that, the restraints he or she would be in would be handcuffs. The fact he had to be restrained at all by his own players suggests that he crossed a line.